Your beautiful life

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I just installed a wireless mouse on my PC here in the office. The instructions that came with the mouse have some interesting turns of phrase, including this gem: [The mouse] combines with 27MH RF wireless technology, user-defined keys, and outstanding design, so that you … Read More

Monty Python and FrameMaker

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It’s become apparent that John Cleese of Monty Python fame has an in with Adobe. How else do you explain this: FrameMaker: I’m not dead! Adobe Sales: What? FrameMaker: I’m not dead! Adobe Sales: ‘Ere! ‘E says ‘e’s not dead! FM Users: Yes he is. … Read More